My name is “Mittens Damnit”, but you can call me “Mittens”. I’m a real cat, not a pussycat (even though I wear a tuxedo). I’m not impressed by six-toed cats; I get the job done with only five. As a kitten, a large palm rat surprised me and bit off almost two inches of my tail; true story. I now spend my leisure time getting even. Today my nickname is “Rat Bastard”… I actually like that because even though I don’t know who my daddy is, catching and disposing of rats is my one true passions…and I’m an expert at it! Please vote for me; the prize will help me maintain my serious catnip addiction… hey, don’t judge me, I’m only a feline.
